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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
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drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Final Fantasy 10-2 pic (mybackgroundpic)
Fire And Ice
Monday. 5.3.04 1:48 pm
Fire and Ice was of the hook. i was so high it wasnt even funny. people thought i

was going to od or something it was really annoying. anyways i guess DJ scribble

was kinda weak but i didnt care. SO the next rave i am going to go to is Kinetica.

there is going to soo many people there it is at an old racecare warehouse. there

is going to be 4 stages, a jungle stage, a sundessential house stage, a happy

hardcore, and trance. there is going to be 36 DJs. it starts at 9 pm and ends 5 am

the next day. saturday may 22nd be there $35 at the door limited presale tickets

at platos closet in seattle or select QFC stores. It is going to be awseome.
1 Comments.

so...
be careful with ecstasy... if you're caught with it on your person, and the fuzz decide you were going to sell it you can be charged with attempted murder. because, you know, ecstasy can kill you. cool stuff.
» Chloefoxx on 2004-05-13 05:33:17

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